09 October 2011

TAB!


Total retard thrash from Milwaukee. These wingnuts can barely seem to make a song last more than 30 seconds and cannot tear themselves away from subjects related to artificially sweetened soda. Instead of judging, perhaps you should just let go of your inhibitions and pretentions and just live a little...I mean really, you've earned a day of juvenile entertainment, haven't you? And even if you haven't, these 13 tracks will take up less than 400 seconds of your day, and you probably spend more time than that taking a shit, so really - what have you got to lose? Just listen to this while you are taking your shit. There. Problem solved.

It's Sunday and it is now officially autumn, and I am posting a band from Wisconsin. If you know me, then you know what that means. If you don't know me, then make something up and go with it - your random guesses are probably way more punk than the truth.


6 comments:

Dk said...

Tab!'s demo arrives just in time for what I've heard rumored about taxes going up on all things containing sugar and fat - including sodas. Funny fast stuff here. Also enjoyed the cover of Fishsticks' "Mr. T vs. Godzilla". Thanks for another awesome post.

Anonymous said...

This was my friends band. The original Demo was a split Demo with Holy Shit! TxAxBx stands for Thrash and Burn. I have their second Demo. My friend from TxAxBx went on to play in Bored Straight, who just recently disbanded, but killer band !!!!!

Anonymous said...

What's George Tabb up to these days? hmm...

jason said...

I was just wondering about Bored Straight. Played with them on tour once. They were in fact killer.

the wizard said...

This is, in fact, the other half of the HOLY SHIT! post from a coupla weeks back, and yes BORED STRAIGHT are fukkn killer. Their farewell EP is a total crusher - under rated Midwest rockers. And George Tabb? He still write for MRR, and FALSE PROPHETS still hold up after 25 years.

zhollows said...

Well, the start of Autumn, this year, means you're undefeated. You know how mine is going.