06 September 2020

SAFETY KIDS


Play It Smart has brought me great joy over the years, harnessing every ridiculous '80s drug paranoia trope and feeding the propaganda to a bunch of child actors is a winning combination in any reality. But in a reality where grown ups' greatest fear is Gregger getting drugs shoved into his mouth by his "best friend," Janeen Brady's SAFTY KIDS are just a wholesome good time. Brady was a child singer herself, cruising the LDS circuit and singing the Word. She embarked on her own career as a young adult, made a bunch of Mormon babies, and then dropped a series of children's records that landed her an invite to Reagan's White House because...well, because Nancy. Duh. But with a discography filled with easy listening religious diarrhea, SAFETY KIDS is truly her crowning achievement. Nine uplifting sing alongs with genius skits that follow our pre-pubescent heroes as they navigate the danger and confusion that is a world filled with illegal narcotics. 

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Why do kids do drugs?
....I don't know.
Well, here's what I found out: people put chemicals in their bodies because they don't like how they are feeling. 
Sometimes, I don't like how I feel.


1 comment:

Kuken said...

Greato stuff for sampling, more of this ilk thank you!