15 May 2021

EXCITABLE BOYS

 

I feel like my words would be best spent offering simple facts instead of a comprehensive "review" that most folks would probably blow past anyway because the cover has a basketball dude on it.
So:
1. Eight songs in less than seven minutes.
2. One song is called "Square By Square, Ridding Emo Kids Of Their Blankies."
3. Mailing address is from Sandusky, Michigan. 
4. Another song is called "If There's A God Up In Heaven, His Kid's Into Hardcore."
5. The population of Sandusky, Michigan is less than 3,000 persons. 
6. The song "Traumatic Rectal Abscess" is about a bicycle accident, and not a porno grind song.


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